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How you can doom your self at Mbarara University of Science And Technology-(MUST)

Students go to university to gain knowledge and skills which will help them in their future, but success in exams depends on several factors. Failure in exams are usually caused by these factors:

Get yourself a sugar daddy.
They are very sweet daddies and they will make you a sweet baby as well. They are ready to spend on you lavishly and please your desires. They are very nice people the fact that they give out plenty money. You will dress nicely, eat well, sleep well and inspire others who are broke.

Get a boyfriend.
That dud will make you feel like he can give you all the stars, plus the moon he will make  you believe he only sees you. He will give you an amazing feeling. Keep at his place, cook for him, do his laundry and become obsessed at him anf wait for examination results.

Do not do courseworks
First of all they are stressing, boring and no one will force you to do them. In fact they seem to be irrelevant so what makes you do them. Miss them and become a compass granny.

Party everyday
There are quite  very many places where you can get fun with friends. Go to  ice-lounge, vegas, desert, vision empire signature, whatsap-bar, memory,  and feel the music deep inside your lungs. attend everones birthday, use GetAplot and attend music events, become a vixen. am sure 100% the fate of failing smart is at your door.


Do not go for discussions
Things that put more emphasis on learning  suck a lot. Dont be encouraged to participate because you will waste your time with these silly student meetup committments. Discussions will make you over think and you will even lose your old self. Just have faith in yourself that slides have every answer to exam questions, Period.

Don't read
Reading only increases high blood pressure and stigma that means you will die to early because of book trauma. You will not get new knowledge from reading and perhaps these books you read will make your lose common sense. Stay away from slides and you will fail properly.

Sorround your self with the i dont care friends.
They mean it and they have nothing to lose. There work is not to concetrate but only cause havok everywhere. They will know the best students but will critise them, ridicule them and underlook. Finally they will harvest what they planted and thats failing. But remember yoz will also be in their boat.

Eat your tuition
Become a don, a king, a ladies favourite by using your tuition. your parents will be very happy. 

 By Timothy Waigolo
0770612728/0703904647/0793388991
Waigolotimothy@gmail.com


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